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from Mary on 06/22/2017 03:54 PM look inside |
Frozen (Piano/Vocal/Guitar) Music from the Motion Picture Soundtrack. By Various. Piano/Vocal/Guitar Songbook. Softcover. 80 pages. Published by Hal Leonard (HL.124307). |
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from Mary on 06/21/2017 01:02 PMGo through the link for extra cash
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Akpos Joke: Proof of debt
from Mary on 06/20/2017 10:29 AMAkpos went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbour owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?”
“Do you have any proof he owes you the money?” asked the lawyer.
“Nope,” replied Akpos
“OK, then write him a letter asking him for the $1,000 he owed you,” said the lawyer.
“But it’s only $500,” replied Akpo.
“Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your Proof!”, said the lawyer.
Akpos’ GCE Exams
from Mary on 06/20/2017 10:08 AMGCE MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER
Time: 2Hrs 30MINS
INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS. ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS.
You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)
You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)
(For Boys) You’re dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s (a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15marks)
(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks)
You are dating other peoples’ sisters yet you don’t want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. (20 marks)
You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 1,000ghc. Your daughter who is awaiting result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy both worth 2,000ghc. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)
(For girls) You’re a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labor, use the law of deminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)
You can’t give your wife 50ghc for a pot of soup, but you spend over 100ghc in bars and resturant. Calculate the radius of your ‘stupidity’, take π=3.142(20 marks)
BEST OF GOOD LUCK!
Advice from the invigilator: We are now in a new year. Please drop all your bad character.
Nigerian Joke: I love you, sweetheart
from Mary on 06/20/2017 08:59 AMA group of men gathered at a church conference on how to live in a loving relationship with their wives. The men were asked, “How many of you love your wife ?” All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, “When was the last time you told your wife you love her ?” Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember. The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wives: I love you, sweetheart… Then the men were told to exchange their phones so one can read the other wife’s reply to the love message. Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then, not now 3. You wan borrow money abi? 4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you this time. 5. Meaning? 6. Is that a new song? 7. Am I dreaming? 8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today! 9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking. 10. Abeg na who be this?
Akpos Joke: ATM Card
from Mary on 06/20/2017 08:51 AM
ATM card
Akpos wanted to use his ATM card but the machine kept on rejecting the card. A frustrated Akpos called his bank help line. AKPOS: (Angry) So what’s wrong with my ATM card. CALL GIRL: I’m sorry sir, can I cross check your account please? AKPOS: Please be fast joor, my clients from London are waiting. CALL GIRL: Sir, I have checked your account, everything is alright here and you should be able to use your card. Are you sure your card is not damaged or broken? AKPOS: Are you insane? What are you insinuating? No one takes good care of their ATM card like I do. CALL GIRL: Okay sir, are you also sure the surface isn’t wet or stained with dirt? AKPOS: Are you mad? An ATM card that I pet like an egg? As a matter of fact, I even laminated it last week when I laminated my identity card.
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