Akpos Joke: ATM Card

Akpos Joke: ATM Card

ATM card Akpos wanted to use his ATM card but the machine kept on rejecting the card. A frustrated Akpos called his bank help line. AKPOS: (Angry) So what’s wrong with my ATM card. CALL GIRL: I’m sorry sir, can I cross check your account please? AKPOS: Please be fast joor, my clients from London are waiting. CALL GIRL: Sir, I have checked your account, everything is alright here and you should be able to use your card. Are you sure your card is not damaged or broken? AKPOS: Are you insane? What are you insinuating? No one takes good care of their ATM card like I do. CALL GIRL: Okay sir, are you also sure the surface isn’t wet or stained with dirt? AKPOS: Are you mad? An ATM card that I pet like an egg? As a matter of fact, I even laminated it last week when I laminated my identity card.